YOU HAVE A BUSINESS! YOU PUT UP AN ANIMATED, FULL-COLOR, BRIGHTER!THAN!THE!SUN! ELECTRONIC-LIGHTED CRAPBOX ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. !!! IT DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT WHAT YOU SELL. INSTEAD--> IT TRIES TO DISTRACT ME --> WITH A SPINNING SPIRAL --> WHILE I'M DRIVING. IT IS A REAL-LIFE POP-UP BANNER. IT IS AS PISSP@@RLY DESIGNED AS A POP-UP BANNER. IT IS THE SAME RESOLUTION, THE SAME INVASION, THE SAME ANNOYANCE. INVASIVE ANNOYANCE. INVASIVE ANNOY--> YOU ARE A LITTLE-CITY HICK*RUBE*CHUMP WHO WASTED UMPTEEN GRAND THINKING YOU'D MAKE YOUR BUSINESS LOOK LIKE TIMES SQUARE. IT DOESN'T, AND THE DAMN THING IS MALFUNCT1O1O1OOOOIIINING HALF THE TIME ANYWAY. -->!!!
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Also, if you own a pizza place, do you really need a 42 inch plasma? Seriously, relax.
3 comments:
amen to that.
being someone who gets distracted by shiny things....i'm lucky i haven't hit it with the car yet.
it's like a moth with a outside light.......
another thing that annoyed me....saturday night driving to ralph's....over on salisbury street going towards the museum, there's these posts marking crosswalks. the bottoms of them blink with this really bright white light. i almost drove into them twice.
Woohooo well stated!
ms. gordon I know exactly what you're talking about! those things are bad too.
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