So I laid my giant beard on the scanner and put together a flyer for my girlfriend's event:
I've been growing since the middle of December, and can't wait to be DONE! I'd like to eat the soup, not wear it, thanks. Come see us this weekend and throw a couple dollars at the Worcester County Food Bank. Saturday, March 3rd, 5:30pm, in the Ship Room at the Hotel Vernon in Worcester.
Full details are here: https://www.facebook.com/events/147188198735992/