Feb 23, 2006

Henceforth

So, henceforth and from this day on, no more MySpace. Don't request to be my friend, you already are. I hate MySpace. Can't think of a positive aspect of it. It's owned by Rupert Murduch (owner of Fox News). There's no way to opt out once you have an account. Rupert owns that shit you put up there. Owns it 4-eva. And because of that shit you post up there, it looks like the messiest piece of shit on the internet. An infinitely downward-scrolling piece of shit spiraling around the toilet bowl that is MySpace.
I hate the skanky ass shots. Also, rumors abound of sexual predators. Which I become should I ever surf onto a page of some 13-year-old posting skanky ass-shots.
And the peer pressure! Why the peer pressure? One cannot quit MySpace without receiving constant friends-requests, from good people who just want to play the MySpace game of getting the biggest list of 'friends'. But because I want out, I risk pissing them off. Yes, approve. Yes, approve. Yes Yes Yes. No. Sorry, but it's not you. I love my real three-dimensional friends, but MySpace can go fuck itself.
No more friends-requests will be answered and I won't be visiting the goddamn MySpace unless I absolutely fucking have to.
Sincerely,
An Old Grump

3 comments:

Rupert said...

If you wish to permanently terminate your MySpace account, start by clicking "Home" in the top navigation menu from any MySpace web page. From your personal home page, click the "Account Settings" next to your default picture. From your "Change Account Settings" page, click the "Cancel Account" link, found just above the "My Account Settings". On the "Cancel My Account" page, click the "Cancel My Account" button. Check the email account that you used to create your account. Follow the instructions in that email to delete your account. Keep in mind, cancelling your MySpace account will PERMANENTLY REMOVE all of your profile information from MySpace, including your photographs, comments, blogs, and your personal network of friends. This information cannot be restored. You may re-register with your current email address after canceling, but you will need to rebuild your personal network from scratch.

FIRE_BAD said...

EXCELLENT. I WILL NOW HAPPILY EAT MY OWN WORDS.

THANKS, RUPERT! FOR THAT ACT OF KINDNESS YOU'RE DOWNGRADED ON THE REPULSIVOMETER, DOWN FROM 5 BLOODBOOGERS TO JUST 3.

In my own defense of false statements, I never dug too far into the cancellation of the site. The few times I went looking for it, I was quickly frustrated. I also recall reading someplace that it was impossible, probably by someone just as pissed as myself.

FIRE_BAD said...

We're so sad you're leaving MySpace! Please explain why you cancelled!

MySpace.com is the most repulsive piece of shit on the whole internet. More repulsive than a web-gallery of actual photos of various BM's. Regardless of money or notoriety, you should be ashamed of this bottom-feeding pile of shit. Bye!