Mar 27, 2018


Two attitudes I keep seeing in the news:

• If you want to come to this country, you do it the RIGHT WAY, through LEGAL channels!!

• Why so many HASSLES when a law-abiding citizen wants to buy a gun??

It's almost as if  people want it to be easier to kill an American person than become an American person.

Mar 26, 2018


I love being able to go completely nutso on a project...and these guys really dig when I make their stuff feel like a Mad Max chase. If you get LEGO Life magazine, this'll be a two page spread in the current issue. Should be in homes this week...

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Mar 25, 2018

Got-damn. I love this guy.

We've all heard this song a million times, but how crazy-cool is this version?

The ending!!

Mar 24, 2018

Star Wars Aliens

So, when I was a kid, I misunderstood many of the characters in the original Star Wars trilogy. 

Obv, they're all aliens, even the humany ones...but some aliens are definitely aliens, like Chewbacca or the Mos Eisley band, but as a kid I thought some of those were like fairy tale metaphors.

Yoda: I thought he was basically human, but he was small and wrinkly with big ears because he was so incredibly old and wise. In my life, old people always seemed to be shrinky with big ears and shabby clothes. He was just the extreme of that, not an altogether different species. Really disappointed when the prequels came out and it turned out he was another species, an unnamed race with few other members ever (barely) shown onscreen. 

Jabba the Hutt: He was also basically a human, but he was giant because he was so incredibly greedy and gluttonous. Over time he had become his vice.

Darth Vader actually was basically human, but …you know how when you leave a shoe on too long and your foot gets all stinky and weird and pruney? His skin was a mess because he was rotting inside this suit that he depended on. Maybe it helped give him his super-powers, and he was addicted to the power and it made him all rotten on the inside. Instead, he was all burned up and he'd had three limbs cut off with one swipe, physics be damned. After all, he did not have the high ground.

Again, I was a kid, the idea of the force-magic wasn’t pre-eminent, and besides, if he’s so good with the force, why don’t you use it to pump your stupid lungs? Walking around in a bacteria-filled hospital bed…oooh it’s black leather? Yeah. You’re gross. 

Mar 21, 2018

Skullboard No. 2543

Am I doing too many of these?

Mar 16, 2018

In case I haven't posted enough about my dumb Calendar

I usually post a compilation shot of all the calendar pages. Forgot to this year, so here it is...

Mar 6, 2018

The Plagiarisms

I love this story. As a creative, I take the long way around and sometimes I fail. Those who take shortcuts deserve exactly what they get.

And as an aside, if there's one thing that all humans can agree on, whether you're in ISIS, or Boko Haram, or the NRA, or PETA –– you don't put a fucking LINE through Lando Calrissian's face.